The Aperture Science Lab is just full of assholes.
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As a thank you to my
nearly satanic number oflovely followers, have a summer long clothing giveaway! Because who doesn’t want some neat-o clothes for free?
1. One Cat Zipper Mouth Sweater (Or a T-Shirt version if you prefer)
2. Your choice of ONE pair of tights, of the three options pictured above!
3. And a bonus prize if you’re following my blog- a Winged Hoodie!
- The end date is AUGUST 30th at 11:59PM [EST]
- Likes and reblogs both count.
- Shipping to anywhere in North America is GUARANTEED. Anywhere else I may need to work something out with you.
- You must be comfortable with giving me the sizes you’ll need, and your address.
- You’ll need to have your askbox or submit open so I’m able to contact you!
hey u kids wanna buy some drugs
i think there should be a biological setting for ‘i dont want kids why do i need to ovulate/menstruate’ and then your period just ollies out for a while
like ‘ok bro i accept your life choices call me if you want a baby’
Microsoft Changes Their Mind About Trying To Ruin The Video Game Industry for Consumers
Xbox One games will now be playable offline, used games will work, and you can trade/borrow/lend games to friends. File this under: I totally saw that coming.
Hooray, the witch is dead!!! Here’s the news straight from Microsoft president of interactive entertainment Don Mattrick.
“brother, that is not your shirt.”
How does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.
- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
Dude that is genius
Slow clappin’ it out.
This is amazing